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Whoopsie Doodle
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"...some DOGE kid dropped a thumb drive while scoring some ketamine."
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There is a nontrivial chance someone just flips a switch on the whole Treasury at some point, maybe because some DOGE kid dropped a thumb drive while scoring some ketamine.
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