The Jackpot Blog

Dad Joke of the Day: Why should you wear glasses in math class?

• Token
• Reckless
• Lawn

Here are 10 things liberal Democrats are totally fine with, and don’t find “unsettling” at all (the word “unsettling” comes from coverage of the Platner campaign in Maine, if “coverage” is the word I want, by the New York Times, which I’ll look at later today in Water Cooler).

Hōtei Pointing to the Moon

“It’s an ill wind….”

But the rockets keep blowing up.

A better world is possible.

As above, so below?

(1) “Your baby could qualify for $1,000 with a Trump Account. Here’s what to know.” • Terms and conditions apply.

(2) “Centrist Democrats launch new pledge: ‘We are capitalist, not socialist’.” • And the funders?

(3) “US Military: Who’s Pulling the Strings? / Lt Col Daniel Davis” • Trump? Bibi? I say oligarchs.

(4) Member of working class identifies as “working class” in conflict with Mayor over data center. • Shocker!

Dad Joke of the Day: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

• Monster.
• Unsettling.
• Boom.

Just not too close to bedtime!