Former DOGE Aide ‘Big Balls’ Returns to Government

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Former DOGE aide ‘Big Balls’ returns to government
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The children always get caught in the middle.
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After President Trump and tech billionaire Elon Musk’s explosive fallout earlier this month over the GOP megabill, Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) and other critics cracked jokes about who would get “custody” of the 19-year-old technologist. The Tesla CEO had brought Coristine to the federal government to serve on the advisory committee tasked with cutting federal spending and eliminating waste in the government.

“Now that the national divorce is happening … who’s gonna get ‘Big Balls’?” Moskowitz asked during a House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing. “I’m worried about him. The children always get caught in the middle.”

Wired reported that multiple sources said [Coristine] has been working this week at the SSA’s headquarters near Baltimore and was spotted at the cafeteria there Monday.

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