I played the US immigration game on the easiest level. I am relatively affluent – rich enough to afford fancy immigration lawyers with offices on four continents – and I am a native English speaker. This made the immigration system ten thousand times (at a minimum) easier for me than it is for most US immigrants.
Anyone who says that “immigrants should just follow the rules” has missed the fact that the rules are impossible to follow. I get to do luxury Kafka, the business class version of US immigration Kafka, where you get to board first and nibble from a dish of warm nuts while everyone else shuffles past you….
This was terrible a couple years ago, when the immigration system still had human operators you could reach by sitting on hold for several hours. Today, thanks to a single billionaire’s gleeful cruelty, the system is literally unnavigable, “staffed” by a chatbot that can’t answer basic questions. A timely reminder that the only jobs AI can do are the jobs that no one gives a shit about….
One guy, Elon Musk, took the immigration system from “frustrating and inefficient” to “totally impossible.” That same guy is an avowed white nationalist – and illegal US immigrant who did cheat the immigration system – who sadistically celebrates the unlimited cruelty the immigration system heaps on other immigrants:
Add new comment