Teens Who Jumped Ex-DOGE Staffer Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Avoid Jail, Sentenced to Probation

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Teens who jumped ex-DOGE staffer Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine avoid jail, sentenced to probation
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“I hope you can figure things out and be ready for the consequences."
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The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter.

Judge Kendra D. Briggs stressed she hopes the two assailants, who were not identified because of their age, learn from their stint on probation, WUSA9 reported.

“I hope you can figure things out and be ready for the consequences,” Coristine, 19, reportedly told the defendants via video link, as he thanked the courts and police for their quick work in bringing the pair to justice.

Coristine was left with a concussion and a broken nose after he and a female companion were jumped by “a group of 10 guys,” the ex-DOGE employee previously said.

A photo of him bloodied and bruised propelled DC crime woes into the national spotlight with even President Trump addressing the violent bashing.

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